1. ravenscupboard:

    have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     

  2. im-dead-and-i-move:

    "Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"

    image

    (via the-absolute-best-posts)

     
  3. Walking to tabling #ΔΥ (at San Diego State University)

     
     
  4. edharrington:

    In the Expedit aisle no one can hear you scream. Another in my “Ikea Instructions” series.

     
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  6. “The female love interest is boring to me. A female that’s interesting, smart, funny – that’s what I’m drawn to. I wouldn’t say that every character has to be smart, but she has to have one trait I can relate to.”

    (Source: aurbeyplaza, via dutchster)

     

  7. abomasnow:

    hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

    (via dutchster)

     

  8. "If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. Kissing them should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre. Your stomach may turn, electricity goes up your spine and you lose your breath. It shouldn’t be like a burning candle, it should be like fireworks are going off."
    — The Khool Haus (via thekhoolhaus)

    (via ridiculouslyproper)

     

  9. tonydinozzos:

    i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

    image

    (Source: tonydinozzos, via markisaiah)

     

  10. dennys:

    sprawlerr:

    why does dennys have a tumblr

    why do you

    (Source: rabbitling)